Jerk Alert!
Hello!
It has been brought to our attention that the guy in the picture has been burning leaked copies of our new EP and selling them to people on the streets of Chicago. Seriously!?!?! We didn’t know about it until someone emailed us. If this shady-looking guy comes up to you on the street outside of a show, please do not take anything that he has to offer.
We are very proud of our new EP and it will be available at our January 9th show for $5. If you can’t make the show (You haven’t booked your flight yet?! Come on!), the EP will be available beginning January 12th on iTunes, Amazon, etc.
We want as many people to hear our music as possible, but we don’t want jerks taking advantage of our friends and fans and ripping people off.

The jerk in question…